3 Best things about being a pirate are:
Jeng! Jeng! Jeng!
why? simple, I can have them without have to buy them but just rob them! No one ever dare to fight you because you are pirate lah!
2)NO LAW NEEDED
of course being a pirate means outlaw. Who cares?
Robbing, fighting, killing! What an adventure no ordinary people will ever dare to do!